The Socialist People's Republic of Myhomecountry is a massive, genial nation, ruled by no one with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.847 billion Myhomecountryians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myhomecountryian economy, worth 516 trillion Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,295 Papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime is totally unknown. Myhomecountry's national animal is the Tick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Myhomecountry is ranked 12,668^th in the world and 396^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 81.2 quips per hour.