by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,691stLargest Retail Industry: 4,992ndRudest Citizens: 7,000th
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Population2.13 billion

CapitalLowelian Mega-City
LeaderMr President


The Republic of Lowelian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.13 billion Lowelianians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowelian Mega-City. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lowelianian economy, worth 215 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,184 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lowelian's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lowelian is ranked 7,315th in the world and 319th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,873.15 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,691stTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,992ndRudest Citizens: 7,000thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,165thTop
Most Cultured: 11,438thFattest Citizens: 11,444thNicest Citizens: 12,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,737thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,660thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,332ndMost Inclusive: 16,603rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,210thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,560thMost Developed: 20,643rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 47th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 235th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 255th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 319th in the regionRudest Citizens: 323rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 537th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 546th in the regionFattest Citizens: 559th in the regionNicest Citizens: 626th in the regionMost Cultured: 642nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 651st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 674th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 675th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 739th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 755th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 774th in the region

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