The Republic of Lowelian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.13 billion Lowelianians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowelian Mega-City. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lowelianian economy, worth 215 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 101,184 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lowelian's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lowelian is ranked 7,315^th in the world and 319^th in Lazarus for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,873.15 on the Hickory Productivity Index.