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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thMost Influential: 2,013thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,325th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
I'm Not Cucumber
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Los Lonley Boys

Population3.984 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.984 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 417 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,811 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 10,525th in the world and 342nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,559.08 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,579thMost Influential: 2,013thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,325thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,246thBest Weather: 6,856thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,995thMost Pacifist: 7,843rdNicest Citizens: 8,181stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,486thSafest: 8,748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,561stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,994thMost Inclusive: 10,402ndMost Secular: 10,413thMost Developed: 10,433rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,628thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,034thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,683rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,876thMost Cultured: 14,360thSmartest Citizens: 15,042ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,397thLargest Governments: 17,564thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,688thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,814thMost Efficient Economies: 20,631stLowest Crime Rates: 20,657th
Largest Welfare Programs: 153rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 214th in the regionBest Weather: 224th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 257th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 279th in the regionMost Pacifist: 287th in the regionNicest Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 291st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 296th in the regionSafest: 298th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 307th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 319th in the regionMost Developed: 323rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 334th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 342nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 345th in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionMost Inclusive: 377th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 404th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 410th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 418th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 474th in the regionNudest: 474th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 477th in the regionLargest Governments: 512th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 528th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 528th in the regionMost Stationary: 601st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 606th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 642nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 649th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 650th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 667th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 704th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 771st in the regionLargest Populations: 796th in the region

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