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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,177thMost Influential: 1,917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,437th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Los Lonley Boys

Population6.901 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.901 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 750 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,725 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, and Leader's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 10,065th in the world and 313th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.76 bananas ingested per day.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,177thMost Influential: 1,917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,437thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,243rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,398thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,548thBest Weather: 6,006thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,081stMost Pacifist: 6,672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,936thSafest: 6,941stNicest Citizens: 7,066thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,859thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,950thMost Inclusive: 8,725thHighest Food Quality: 8,855thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,945thMost Developed: 9,602ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,627thHealthiest Citizens: 10,065thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,826thMost Secular: 10,887thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,928thMost Cultured: 11,968thSmartest Citizens: 13,015thTop
Largest Governments: 14,996thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,024thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,765thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,960thLowest Crime Rates: 19,139thMost Stationary: 19,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,035thMost Efficient Economies: 22,965thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,221st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 182nd in the regionBest Weather: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 210th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionSafest: 233rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 235th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 236th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 242nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 243rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Pacifist: 249th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 283rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 288th in the regionMost Inclusive: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 313th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 314th in the regionNudest: 329th in the regionMost Secular: 349th in the regionMost Cultured: 365th in the regionMost Stationary: 365th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 378th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 385th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 406th in the regionLargest Governments: 415th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 466th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 474th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 475th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 484th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 520th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 540th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 695th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 827th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,033rd in the region

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