The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Imperator Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.062 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth 701 trillion xandavian units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,762 xandavian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the white lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 156,868^th in the world and 7,299^th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 77.8 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.