The United Republic of Maeiland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President JW Tan-So with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.322 billion Maeilanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maeimetro. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Maeilandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,779 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,394 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, refugees from other nations are flocking to Maeiland's border, good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maeiland's national animal is the Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maeiland is ranked 256,895^th in the world and 9,858^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -26.57 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.