The Republic of Oreo States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.909 billion Oreo Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 265,277 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,317,852 per year while the poor average 30,208, a ratio of 43.6 to 1.

Home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Oreo Statesian resumés, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 1,297^th in the world and 26^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 12,925.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.