The Republic of Oreo States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.237 billion Oreo Statesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,675 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 289,641 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Macho Man's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, solid-gold toilets are Oreo Statesian prisons' least expensive furnishings, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and immigrant families holding hands get stopped at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 7,289^th in the world and 221^st in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 107.59 quips per hour.