The Republic of Oreo States is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.346 billion Oreo Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth 850 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 254,325 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,556,193 per year while the poor average 18,276, a ratio of 85.1 to 1.

Sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 22,192^nd in the world and 821^st in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,717.85 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.