The Republic of Oreo States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.339 billion Oreo Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 272,823 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst Kittens, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Oreo States, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and male tourists tend to be fearful of Oreo States's deadly femme fatales. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 21,253^rd in the world and 698^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,944.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.