The Democratic Republic of Chedonia is a behemoth, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 51.65 billion Chedonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charon City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chedonian economy, worth an astonishing 11,996 trillion chardans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,267 chardans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and citizens must pay to enjoy Chedonia's pristine beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Chedonia's national animal is the seal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chedonia is ranked 104^th in the world and 7^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 100.61 on the Human Development Index.