The Midaic Republic of Midand is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Midaic Chairman Axel Vodden with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 19.828 billion Midandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Midandia. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Midandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,288 trillion Midoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,283 Midoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is one competing standard, conspiracy theorists allege Midandia's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, and prosecutors are tucked into bed by the household police officer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Midand's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Midand is ranked 195,353^rd in the world and 2,770^th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 40.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.