by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,164thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,832nd
The Absolute Psychotic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Wolność, równość i braterstwo
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population3.02 billion

CapitalJaslo FD
LeaderOla Zych


The Absolute Psychotic Republic of Jaslo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ola Zych with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.02 billion Jasloans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaslo FD. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jasloan economy, worth 328 trillion Złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,763 Złoties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, every workday begins with group therapy, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Jasloan Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaslo's national animal is the águila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ateísmo.

Jaslo is ranked 24,144th in the world and 433rd in Europe for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,761.19 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Influential: 1,849thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,164thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,832ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,152ndMost Patriotic: 12,158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,240thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,808thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,101stBest Weather: 16,134thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,797thLowest Crime Rates: 17,374thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,572ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,945thMost Secular: 18,317thMost Developed: 19,414thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,256thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,927thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,105thLargest Governments: 23,274thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,144thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,820thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27,229th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 72nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Patriotic: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the region

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