The Oceanusoa of Altanteean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Joseph M Treedom with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 3.69 billion Oceanusoan are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanusoan economy, worth 467 trillion similar to US Dollar lols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,783 similar to US Dollar lols, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has returned to more conventional warfare to slaughter its enemies, Joseph M Treedom spends most of the day apologizing, insomniacs read government expense reports to fall asleep, and newly-privatized lumberjacks are clearcutting the forest to meet demand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Altanteean's national animal is the Seagull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Altanteean is ranked 55,103^rd in the world and 1,160^th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,000.98 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.