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EPIC CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“When Good Men Do Nothing, Bad Men Win.”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 70th Most Cultured: 130th Most Efficient Economies: 137th
29.782 billion Dornalians. Pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Prosperity and stability”
Yohannes was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 149
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,174th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,529th Highest Economic Output: 5,151st
17.285 billion Yohannesians. Rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.”
Largest Retail Industry: 530th Most Ignorant Citizens: 595th Most Devout: 603rd
18.156 billion Ethel mermanians. Ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“.”
Largest Populations: 640th Largest Mining Sector: 735th Most Efficient Economies: 1,248th
32.741 billion Grummians. Deadly medical pandemics, national health service, and anti-smoking policies.
Authoritarian Democracy
“Nations Fall, When Workers Stall”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th Lowest Crime Rates: 162nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 219th
11.939 billion Russians. State-planned economy, national health service, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Honor and glory for the Fatherland!”
10.494 billion Raktons. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Corporate Police State
“Oppression is Progression”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 260th Largest Gambling Industry: 329th Largest Insurance Industry: 334th
10.558 billion child slaves. Barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Liberate tutemet.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 105th Most Armed: 443rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 516th
16.829 billion Corvistrians. Deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Warning: Do not stare directly at the mushroom clouds.”
Rudest Citizens: 214th Most Armed: 320th Highest Crime Rates: 396th
3.452 billion Pax Nerdvanans. Smutty television, daily referendums, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Anarchy
“Kidding”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 257th Highest Drug Use: 269th Most Politically Free: 382nd
11.957 billion BWians. Absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“.”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 513th Highest Crime Rates: 946th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,583rd
21.782 billion Riemstians. Daily referendums, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Spirits are made to be crushed”
Most Devout: 293rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 338th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 470th
10.423 billion Burpistanians. Anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“In a democracy you have to choose between two devils”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 225th Safest: 1,099th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,335th
8.405 billion Zionis. Compulsory military service, national health service, and suspicion of poets.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“⚜ Long Live Libertas ⚜”
Most Influential: 9,820th Best Weather: 13,902nd Most Beautiful Environments: 16,423rd
7.798 billion Churchillians. Museums and concert halls.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Cover the earth in blood, and it will give you crops.”
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 783rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,115th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,208th
5.84 billion George-Kazamians. Ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“It is sweet and glorious to die for my country”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,020th Fattest Citizens: 1,072nd Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,195th
5.882 billion Disciples of His Sweetness. Barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“I expect you to die”
Most Primitive: 18th Most Ignorant Citizens: 28th Most Devout: 58th
3.964 billion Suffering bastards. Ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“کارگران جهان متحد شوید”
Most Income Equality: 1,376th
3.599 billion PDPAians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Anarchy
“Voltage kaid supreme 2020”
Rudest Citizens: 239th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 241st Most Influential: 459th
1.831 billion Diche Deerfenese. Unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Compulsory Consumerist State
“Harte Arbeit Überwindet Alles!”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,705th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,681st Highest Economic Output: 3,811th
18.681 billion Magna Bavarians. Museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime.
Father Knows Best State
“We got nukes”
9.281 billion Aurorelinians. Unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Unus est populus, et unum fato”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,557th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,679th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,774th
13.356 billion Valentiris. Keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nib Nib Nib”
Nudest: 750th Most Stationary: 5,234th Largest Populations: 10,476th
13.632 billion Nibians. Enforced nudity.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Swords and Dragons!”
Most Average: 45th Most Stationary: 9,672nd
9.025 billion Vejleans. Burgeoning wolf population.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Ge+De+Pa=GeDePa”
Largest Populations: 5,787th Most Stationary: 7,177th Highest Economic Output: 14,339th
18.22 billion GeDePans. Burgeoning Pa population.
Democratic Socialists
“Anything to get by these days”
Largest Populations: 3,015th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,656th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,953rd
23.923 billion Fehlians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
New York Times Democracy
“Koben Skar”
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,970th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,879th Largest Mining Sector: 8,045th
14.883 billion Dansteryians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Bridges behind us”
Largest Populations: 3,751st Most Income Equality: 6,235th Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,023rd
22.007 billion Cali Ewingsites. Smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“A nice place”
Largest Populations: 1,965th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,506th Largest Agricultural Sector: 5,992nd
27.467 billion Thornboroughians. Public floggings, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Bordello
“So much for that idea”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,116th Largest Populations: 10,773rd Highest Crime Rates: 12,665th
13.439 billion Gabs Kgosians. Complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
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