The Thermonuclear Apocalypse of Republic of Sord1and is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Anton Rayne with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.016 billion Sords enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holsord. The average income tax rate is 65.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sordish economy, worth 97.9 trillion Sordish Rens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,315 Sordish Rens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and Dastnurity has been named as Republic of Sord1and's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Sord1and's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dastnurity.

Republic of Sord1and is ranked 80,517^th in the world and 1,222^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,237.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.