Population | 8.104 billion |
Capital | dream |
Leader | concrete slab |
Faith | slabism |
Currency | dream |
Animal | dream |
The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by concrete slab with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.104 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 312,605 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,014,768 per year while the poor average 19,596, a ratio of 102 to 1.
Autocrats are persona non grata, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slabism.
Drew Durrnil is ranked 306,961st in the world and 6,014th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.92 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, autocrats are persona non grata.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
- : Drew Durrnil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the nation leads the South Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, Concrete slab's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.