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Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rdRudest Citizens: 130thHighest Crime Rates: 196th
The Slab follower of
Anarchy
literally jesus christ
concrete slab
Influence
Newcomer
Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Drew Durrnil

Population8.104 billion

Capitaldream
Leaderconcrete slab
Faithslabism

Currencydream
Animaldream

The Slab follower of Drew Durrnil is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by concrete slab with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.104 billion Durrnilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of dream. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Durrnilian economy, worth a remarkable 2,533 trillion dreams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 312,605 dreams, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,014,768 per year while the poor average 19,596, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Autocrats are persona non grata, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Drew Durrnil's national animal is the dream, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is slabism.

Drew Durrnil is ranked 306,961st in the world and 6,014th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.92 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 53rdRudest Citizens: 130thHighest Crime Rates: 196thMost Armed: 230thLargest Gambling Industry: 305thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 313thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 329thMost Avoided: 348thLargest Retail Industry: 380thFattest Citizens: 406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 604thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 664thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 668thMost Rebellious Youth: 890thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,355thMost Efficient Economies: 1,519thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,874thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,880thMost Inclusive: 2,335thHighest Average Incomes: 2,524thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,531stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,505thMost Cultured: 6,038thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,495thLargest Mining Sector: 7,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,279thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,098thHighest Economic Output: 8,989thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,555thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,269thHighest Food Quality: 11,805thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,801stSmartest Citizens: 14,859thTop
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Nudest: 15,830thMost Devout: 17,050thLargest Governments: 23,446thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,405thMost Politically Free: 26,031stMost Extreme: 30,615th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 65th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 75th in the regionMost Politically Free: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 116th in the regionMost Cultured: 153rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 163rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionMost Extreme: 227th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 253rd in the regionNudest: 278th in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 330th in the regionMost Devout: 365th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 401st in the regionLargest Governments: 470th in the regionLargest Black Market: 498th in the regionLargest Populations: 580th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Drew Durrnil was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the nation leads the South Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, Concrete slab's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Drew Durrnil, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.

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