The Holy Lucky Pink Zombie Bat of Owion is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 673 million Owions are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owion City Bat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Owion economy, worth 66.8 trillion Paperclips Bats a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,307 Paperclips Bats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 549,062 per year while the poor average 9,057, a ratio of 60.6 to 1.

Exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, Owion City Bat has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, and the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Owion's national animal is the cow Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Owion is ranked 42,735^th in the world and 403^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 296.24 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.