The Peoples Republic of Seyja is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Kitty with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.548 billion Seyjans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seyun. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Seyjan economy, worth 520 trillion Sejs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,785 Sejs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seyja's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Seyja is ranked 120,739^th in the world and 6,512^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 12.38 flags saluted per person per day.