The Federative Republic of Suisserland is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the Suisserland Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate population of 11.749 billion Suisse are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berné. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Suisse economy, worth a remarkable 1,102 trillion Suissetas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,807 Suissetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Singles on the dating scene no longer worry about looking their age, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and the number of judges has tripled in recent months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Suisserland's national animal is the Suisse Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Suisserland is ranked 81,492^nd in the world and 256^th in Europe for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,878.37 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.