The Sun Bleached Flies of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Len with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.34 billion NORMAL HUMANS enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Black Smoke Maze. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NORMAL economy, worth a remarkable 5,963 trillion cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,440 cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families make most of their annual income from government benefits, museums offer moralization or your money back, the Black Smoke Maze State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', and diaper-wrapped falafel is a fan-favorite. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 1,810^th in the world and 34^th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 277 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.