by Max Barry

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Dalimbar was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 372
Largest Black Market: 1,529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,618thLargest Populations: 1,647th
The War Criminal of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to Dalimbar! West is Best!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dalimbar

Population39.239 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand
FaithDalist Path

CurrencyFree State Credit
AnimalLibreagle

The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, smutty television, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 39.239 billion Dalimbari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 5,044 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,567 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, there's a mortuary next to every Dalimbari restaurant, and millions of Dalimbari are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalist Path.

Dalimbar is ranked 12,548th in the world and 224th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.38 years.

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Largest Black Market: 1,529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,618thLargest Populations: 1,647thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,910thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,310thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,351stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,898thBest Weather: 6,384thMost Influential: 8,155thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,155thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,432ndMost Secular: 11,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,139thMost Developed: 12,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,131stMost Patriotic: 13,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,066thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 14,831stMost Subsidized Industry: 15,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,845thMost Cultured: 16,166thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,455thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,236thSmartest Citizens: 20,021stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,081stMost Authoritarian: 21,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,490thHighest Food Quality: 26,934thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,525thLargest Governments: 28,366th
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Largest Populations: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Patriotic: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 112th in the regionBest Weather: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 127th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionMost Secular: 164th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 185th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionMost Developed: 200th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 207th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 217th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 224th in the regionMost Influential: 224th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 229th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Cultured: 238th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 262nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 263rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the region

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