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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310th Most Influential: 607th Largest Black Market: 1,822nd
The Western Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
No family is safe when I sashay
Speaker of The Hall & Guardian
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population29.336 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderProtector General Mazrim Rahl

CurrencyDali's patience

The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Protector General Mazrim Rahl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.336 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The powerhouse Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,013 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,647 Dali's patiences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 199,673 per year while the poor average 18,670, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 25,750th in the world and 682nd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 191.47 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 310thMost Influential: 607thTop
Largest Black Market: 1,822ndLargest Populations: 1,877thBest Weather: 4,097thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,445thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,804thHighest Economic Output: 6,111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,695thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,481stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,777thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,643rdMost Subsidized Industry: 16,234th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 98th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 216th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 225th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 249th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 338th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 428th in the regionMost Cultured: 462nd in the regionMost Secular: 504th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 529th in the regionMost Developed: 561st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 565th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 614th in the regionMost Stationary: 627th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 657th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 263 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Wickedly evil people, Fujai, The Undivided, Shaktirajya, Pandaland III, Kittenlicious, Gryphonian Alliance, Mathematania, Granducato Toscana, Psikuta, Ioways, The United Republic of Westend, Yy4u, Archonina, Barcocoland, DiscGolfLand, Oometz, Nevafornia, Win Mints, Allwarts, Divina Patriae, Condonohia, Lynier, Glorious Existence, WyEast, Kisovec, The 9 Stars, Thessalian, Denieria, Vugaland, Torkvale, Wyndward, Champaign, Thyrall, Pandaland II, Avadon, Cazia Minor, Common Good, Empire of Spartacus, New Belia, Robbinston, Comia Noracon, The Anti-Social Socialists, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Ferroia, Twisted Duality, Triestine, Aldesport, United Adaikes, and 213 others.El Facil, Old Blackwood, Luminaros, Desmosthenes and Burke, Westwind, Meedvheyt, Cyno, A Apricus Marimba, Tropical Isles, Svanland, Dank Content, Sindria, Suniterian, Bova Ptaltand, Merbija, Escapitania, Ostindische, Majuria, Valverde Monferrato, Tyrea, Midli-Laiani Aldermere, Greg Tucker, Fallgriffin, Numpties, Meist Isle, Branith, Leukogeras, Rivello, Mankerson, Mirchusko, Nedtherland, Greynne, One Nation under Rob, Demonvine, Ethermag, Acropylae, Alchera, Matism, Moriari, Ceadda, Drachmaland, Dreamers for Hope, Winter Aura, Coung Komands, Kyeongsang, Sadres, Ellcrys, Dragonesia, Fourth European Reich, Atopias, Lanaroce, Keerim Foundation, Cerulean Prime, United Republic of Territories, Jamoke, BoxcarJim, Constantinopolisia, Arkadia Universalis, The Rupert Islands, LightBane, Victorian City, Oronia, Carinthea, Kingdom of Anderson, Homant Sainabroca, Ortalis, Chestaan, Southern Velandomew, Orcatortugs, Carinakerathe, Fallas, Bigstickistan, Avonna, The Australian Emus, Faezany, Xiuhtezcatl, History club, The Father-Land, Woke Bao States, The Fluffy Land, Nilaro, Micropenia, The Shark Islands, Autumn Rain, Bhang Bhang Duc, Redecs, Psycho cats, Imperial Shaustria, Toberkuibac, Great Sheriffdom, The Emden Dominion, Liberillia, Bran Astor, Braydenton, Papercuts and Skittles, Otaran, Cro Magnon, Montreal-Quebec, Futuo, Atleska, Arhelli, Jiray, Podium, Bonelandia, Fawuru, Maria, Northern-Kempia, Grandi Fiori, Shaqolandia, Islamic Jerusalem, Free Jamestopia, Iternia, United Nations of Kebab, Formenor, Santos-Dominius, Rizorien, Isle Royale, Gliah, Galeal, Cryland, Doggerstan, Akshireuya, The Rega, Utsang, StartupCity, Ilmecith, Muckachuck, Marshalia, Mercia Regnum, Roves Flangris, Wasgonia, Gulperozi Aria, Vlobbania, Anccieta, Teralyon, Norvigia, Mrowka, Zamoland, Feral Honey Badgers, Holmani, North Sylar, The Isle of Burgrass, Saint Philip and Laurence, Stiltmania, Tannhauser Gate, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, Prusso-Britannia, Viperina, Envelope, Fontenais, The Unified Missourtama States, Organisation of North American Nations, Varstov, Dreibarland, Crazy Waters, Sultanat of Turkistan, Ashanti and Volta, Emu Atoll, Sensorland, Giovanniland, Tarshka Ven Gora, AtlanticStates, Arebonia, My Anxiety, Loegries, The united federation of Vooperia, Grilled Cheese Sandwich, Kurabis, Reddub, Else Where Lands, The Highland Grounds, Heslovasia, Former Bulgarian Cities, Yungtopia, Lodan, Babloma, Raesmus, Draxion Prime, Atheist States of Philippines, Midproth, Comerty, Inner Paniumati, Clericordia, Pastern, Dimwitia, WaffenBrightonburg, Squornshelan Remnant States, Fumafuma, Varanius, Creedan, Halvard, Illusionist, Orail, Recuecn, The Otterine, Meow-meow-mia, Jakubin, United Rothanic States, Vasisdas, Dartsia Odiongshinen, Militarian Greek Junta, CaskistalanarisKirkjubjark, Notangabul, America Florida, Rudan, Einherfell, The Grandest Empire, Ingentis Novus, Enormous Norman, The God of Madness, Xupqeu, Bad-Breisig, and Ridmus.

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