by Max Barry

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Dalimbar was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 372
Largest Populations: 1,767thLargest Black Market: 2,349thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,671st
The War Criminal of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to Dalimbar!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dalimbar

Population33.721 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand
FaithDalism

CurrencyFree State Credit
AnimalLibreagle

The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.721 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The all-consuming Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Free State Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 85,683 Free State Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,115 per year while the poor average 8,440, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 153,603rd in the world and 1,339th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 39.96 insults per minute.

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Largest Populations: 1,767thLargest Black Market: 2,349thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,671stBest Weather: 4,138thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,463rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,198thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,246thHighest Economic Output: 5,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,613thMost Patriotic: 6,945thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,536thHealthiest Citizens: 9,396thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,057thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,771stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,989thMost Influential: 12,050thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,922ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,367thLowest Crime Rates: 15,986thMost Secular: 16,709thHighest Food Quality: 16,982ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,220thMost Cultured: 18,012thMost Developed: 18,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,536thSmartest Citizens: 19,109thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,600th
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Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81st in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Patriotic: 140th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 191st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the region

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