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Dalimbar was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 372
Largest Black Market: 1,465thLargest Populations: 1,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,136th
The War Criminal of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to Dalimbar! West is Best!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dalimbar

Population38.801 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand
FaithDalist Path

CurrencyFree State Credit
AnimalLibreagle

The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 38.801 billion Dalimbari are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 4,988 trillion Free State Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,557 Free State Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, there's a mortuary next to every Dalimbari restaurant, and millions of Dalimbari are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalist Path.

Dalimbar is ranked 20,892nd in the world and 333rd in the West Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 3,006.47 milliStalins.

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Largest Black Market: 1,465thLargest Populations: 1,656thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,136thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,824thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,214thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,599thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,676thBest Weather: 6,015thMost Influential: 7,674thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,543rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,367thMost Secular: 11,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,576thMost Developed: 12,286thMost Patriotic: 12,325thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,511thLowest Crime Rates: 13,319thHealthiest Citizens: 14,280thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,818thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,346thMost Cultured: 15,988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,634thSmartest Citizens: 20,133rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,737thMost Authoritarian: 20,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,991stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,317thHighest Food Quality: 26,967thLargest Governments: 27,556th
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Largest Populations: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 56th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Patriotic: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 128th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 129th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionMost Secular: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 181st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionMost Developed: 201st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionMost Influential: 239th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 242nd in the regionMost Cultured: 246th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 258th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 268th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 333rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 345th in the regionLargest Governments: 369th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 372nd in the region

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