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Most Influential: 639thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 860thLargest Black Market: 1,717th
The Western Protectorate of
Father Knows Best State
No family is safe when I sashay
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Dalimbar

Population31.335 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderProtector General Markus Briand
FaithDalism

CurrencyDali's patience
AnimalLibreagle

The Western Protectorate of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Protector General Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.335 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The all-consuming Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,626 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,830 Dali's patiences, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,754 per year while the poor average 12,141, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 17,140th in the world and 450th in the West Pacific for Most Secular, with 67.23 Atheism Rate.

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Most Influential: 639thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 860thLargest Black Market: 1,717thLargest Populations: 1,835thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,545thBest Weather: 3,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,148thHighest Economic Output: 5,280thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,983rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,981stHealthiest Citizens: 8,890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,628thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,814thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,862ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,843rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,680thMost Secular: 17,140thLowest Crime Rates: 17,414thMost Cultured: 18,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,150thSmartest Citizens: 20,210thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,951stMost Developed: 21,607thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,713th
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionBest Weather: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 221st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 244th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 321st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionMost Stationary: 366th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 383rd in the regionMost Cultured: 418th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 420th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 430th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 436th in the regionMost Secular: 450th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 472nd in the regionMost Developed: 481st in the region

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