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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309th Most Influential: 556th Largest Black Market: 1,700th
The Faceless Bureaucrat of
Father Knows Best State
No family is safe when I sashay
Speaker of The Hall & Guardian
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population28.446 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand

CurrencyDali's patience

The Faceless Bureaucrat of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.446 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The powerhouse Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 1,946 trillion Dali's patiences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,427 Dali's patiences, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 200,194 per year while the poor average 18,459, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 168,042nd in the world and 7,082nd in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.19 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 556thLargest Black Market: 1,700thTop
Largest Populations: 1,918thBest Weather: 4,161stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,897thHighest Economic Output: 6,192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,437thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,945thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,915thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,265th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 167th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 233rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 236th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 352nd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 489th in the regionMost Cultured: 489th in the regionMost Secular: 515th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 542nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Developed: 603rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 661st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 692nd in the region

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