The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.721 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The all-consuming Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Free State Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 85,683 Free State Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,115 per year while the poor average 8,440, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 153,603^rd in the world and 1,339^th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 39.96 insults per minute.