The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 32.329 billion El Facilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 7,713 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 238,600 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and Field Marshal Jusuchin's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 11,453^rd in the world and 174^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.63 law-abiding acts per hour.