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Largest Mining Sector: 746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 815thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 842nd
The Federated Military Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Turn the other cheek, but keep that sidearm handy.
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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El Facil

Population26.39 billion

CapitalFortress Iserlohn
LeaderField Marshal Jusuchin

CurrencyFederal Credit
AnimalThorn Beast

The Federated Military Republic of El Facil is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Field Marshal Jusuchin with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.39 billion El Facilians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fortress Iserlohn. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient El Facilian economy, worth a remarkable 6,135 trillion Federal Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,491 Federal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The sanitised and dull music festivals of El Facil are famed for their reasonable volume levels, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and spies caught in El Facil are never heard from again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. El Facil's national animal is the Thorn Beast, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

El Facil is ranked 212,359th in the world and 4,909th in the West Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -17.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 746thLargest Agricultural Sector: 815thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 842ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,192ndSafest: 1,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,442ndHighest Economic Output: 1,478thMost Armed: 1,661stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,106thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2,319thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,502ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,647thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,734thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,289thMost Developed: 3,392ndSmartest Citizens: 3,443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,729thLargest Populations: 3,771stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,876thMost Patriotic: 4,344thHighest Average Incomes: 4,366thRudest Citizens: 4,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,844thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,066thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,152ndMost Influential: 5,262ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,029thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,448thLowest Crime Rates: 9,521stLargest Governments: 10,761stTop
Most Secular: 15,356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,325thMost Efficient Economies: 20,623rd
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 22nd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionMost Armed: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 75th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Patriotic: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 202nd in the regionLargest Governments: 208th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 339th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 363rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 399th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 458th in the region

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