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Most Subsidized Industry: 76thMost Valuable International Artwork: 134thLargest Retail Industry: 155th
The Black and White Dynasty of
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Pandaland II

Population8.371 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda


The Black and White Dynasty of Pandaland II is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.371 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 4,074 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 486,746 Bamboos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities run on potato batteries, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 125,357th in the world and 3,327th in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 16.8 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 76thMost Valuable International Artwork: 134thLargest Retail Industry: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 161stHighest Poor Incomes: 297thRudest Citizens: 355thHighest Average Incomes: 359thMost Efficient Economies: 367thLargest Black Market: 422ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 463rdMost Secular: 465thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 483rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 512thMost Advanced Public Education: 629thMost Scientifically Advanced: 760thLargest Publishing Industry: 795thFattest Citizens: 1,049thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,051stSmartest Citizens: 1,068thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,122ndMost Avoided: 1,206thLargest Mining Sector: 1,306thMost Cultured: 1,379thLargest Governments: 1,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,687thMost Influential: 1,712thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,801stMost Inclusive: 2,337thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,922ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,971stMost Developed: 3,035thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,811thNudest: 6,772ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,696thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,734thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,311thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,527thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,770thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,229thTop
Highest Drug Use: 16,997thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,807th
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 57th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionNudest: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 132nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 159th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 231st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 292nd in the regionMost Stationary: 482nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 544th in the region

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