The Pandas of Pandaland II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.698 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 6,833 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 498,875 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, when their backs are against the walls Pandas look out for gay men, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 593^rd in the world and 9^th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17,008.31 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.