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Most Valuable International Artwork: 72ndMost Subsidized Industry: 127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 167th
The Black and White Dynasty of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Prepared
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Pandaland II

Population6.91 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda
FaithBambooism

CurrencyBamboo
AnimalGiraffe

The Black and White Dynasty of Pandaland II is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.91 billion Pandas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 3,316 trillion Bamboos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 480,010 Bamboos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, supervisors in Pandaland II commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the nation leads the West Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 207,149th in the world and 5,817th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -892.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 72ndMost Subsidized Industry: 127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 214thHighest Poor Incomes: 268thHighest Average Incomes: 358thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 368thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 452ndMost Efficient Economies: 463rdMost Secular: 474thLargest Black Market: 478thRudest Citizens: 562ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 593rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 640thMost Advanced Public Education: 701stLargest Publishing Industry: 727thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 851stMost Scientifically Advanced: 907thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,084thFattest Citizens: 1,122ndSmartest Citizens: 1,158thMost Influential: 1,321stLargest Mining Sector: 1,372ndMost Avoided: 1,397thMost Cultured: 1,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,477thLargest Governments: 1,737thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,195thMost Inclusive: 2,588thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,052ndMost Developed: 3,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,417thHighest Economic Output: 3,606thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,871stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,271stNudest: 6,016thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,772ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,430thLowest Crime Rates: 8,728thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,242ndLargest Gambling Industry: 10,305thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,516th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Cultured: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 47th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionMost Developed: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 100th in the regionNudest: 101st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 211th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 333rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 405th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 418th in the regionMost Average: 558th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, the nation leads the West Pacific for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
  • : Pandaland II was endorsed by The Virtuous Republic of Orson Welles.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, supervisors in Pandaland II commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
  • : Pandaland II voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 175 » Westwind, Kittenlicious, Psikuta, Sensorland, Wickedly evil people, Crazy Waters, Fujai, Bran Astor, Tropical Isles, Greg Tucker, Recuecn, Great Sheriffdom, Bhang Bhang Duc, Kisovec, Greynne, Papercuts and Skittles, Gryphonian Alliance, Atheist States of Philippines, Dilber, Pandaland III, DiscGolfLand, Comia Noracon, Cryland, Shaktirajya, Win Mints, Grandi Fiori, Barcocoland, Ferroia, Twisted Duality, Mirchusko, Liberillia, Fumafuma, Condonohia, Divina Patriae, Fallgriffin, Sindria, Archonina, Acropylae, Common Good, Glorious Existence, Shaqolandia, Oronia, The Free States of Gotham, New Belia, Turacedran, Triestine, Numpties, Wyndward, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Thyrall, and 125 others.Lynier, Arnic, The Father-Land, Pastern, United Adaikes, Dreamers for Hope, The Undivided, Fielure, Marshalia, Svanland, The Unified Missourtama States, Isle Royale, Granducato Toscana, Constantinopolisia, Xupqeu, Avadon, Mercia Regnum, The Rega, Mathematania, Paschalia, Illista, Robbinston, Rivello, Futuo, Meedvheyt, Akshireuya, Athrid HullHund, Libterraria, 3kruimels, Santos-Dominius, Pi Island, Ingentis Novus, Atleska, Bodusse, Western End Them Son, Sniki, BoxcarJim, Free Radio States, United States of Northern America, The Technocratic Ideas, Starblazer, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Moriari, Fuentana, Atopias, The Fourth Redoubt, Gastenburg, Hinilawod, Iriso, Gilded Imperium, Surroosia, Pernacyvokya, San Mazer, Myr Tariniel, New Cerveza, Gracelantia, Kalla, Sibariland, Probablynotverygoodistan, Kiensu, Nieubasria, Einherfell, Leukogeras, Arracrania, Resurgence City, Vlobbania, Vixvick, Zoran, Eskaton, Shirwan, Vasilism, IndyCar Racing, The Antarctic Empires, Av Libertas Vindex, Al-Amanah, Formenor, Scationtanland, ClubNation, Salt Lake Mountain, Holmani, Arvladma, New Caterse, Plankstein, Hiems, Parinan, Mediobogdum, Estriacea, Schlesien-Galizien, Anuubis, Saransh, Ahssn, Cumidava, Inner Paniumati, Sirulinuck, Carvell, Volkason, Troodan, Fallen Iron Duke, Pepinooo, The Eastern Pennsylvanian State, Qapaq Suyu, Marina Nova, Nowns Soveria, Malisoto, San Diego Islands, Zenduria, South duck, IXIMMXVIII, Krajakhstan, Biko Heljamge, Grand Republic of the Sun, Fhaengshia, Marisala, Irador, Sniper Slayers, Eleftherios venizelos, Thevinia, Emark, Giovanniland, Professor Thomas, Samueliebox, Hamburg Neo, Pilonistan, and Orson Welles.

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