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Most Subsidized Industry: 141stMost Valuable International Artwork: 148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 202nd
The Pandas of
Left-Leaning College State
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Pandaland II

Population13.698 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda


The Pandas of Pandaland II is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.698 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 6,833 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 498,875 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Artists are pillars of society, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, when their backs are against the walls Pandas look out for gay men, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 593rd in the world and 9th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 17,008.31 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 141stMost Valuable International Artwork: 148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 252ndLargest Retail Industry: 295thLargest Black Market: 337thHighest Average Incomes: 419thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 498thMost Advanced Public Education: 566thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 593rdMost Efficient Economies: 647thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 750thLargest Publishing Industry: 860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 884thRudest Citizens: 961stMost Secular: 963rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 979thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,305thSmartest Citizens: 1,323rdFattest Citizens: 1,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,371stMost Influential: 1,637thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,655thMost Cultured: 1,714thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,771stHighest Economic Output: 1,779thLargest Governments: 1,853rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,366thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,924thMost Inclusive: 3,069thMost Developed: 3,282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,917thHighest Food Quality: 4,921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,750thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,976thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,987thNudest: 7,565thLowest Crime Rates: 8,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,577thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,344thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,296thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,509thMost Stationary: 21,998thLargest Populations: 27,992nd
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 51st in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionNudest: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 95th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 99th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 121st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 141st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 200th in the regionMost Stationary: 204th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 291st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 370th in the region

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