The Free Land of Nes Repuland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Richard with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.532 billion Nes Repulandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruson. The average income tax rate is 85.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Nes Repulandian economy, worth 229 trillion dollors a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 149,788 dollors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nes Repuland's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nes Repuland is ranked 6,436^th in the world and 127^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.96 bananas ingested per day.