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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 717thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 913thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,244th
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Cha togar m' fhearg gun džoladh
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Futuo

Population11.377 billion

CapitalFellatio City
LeaderArfur Daley

Currencyquid
AnimalShark

The United Kingdom of Futuo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 11.377 billion Futuoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,374 trillion quid a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 208,744 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 4,427th in the world and 75th in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 190.94 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 717thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 913thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,244thLargest Retail Industry: 1,372ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,501stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,655thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,685thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,175thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,243rdRudest Citizens: 3,361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,117thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,427thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,569thMost Influential: 4,913thLargest Mining Sector: 5,274thHighest Average Incomes: 6,075thHighest Economic Output: 6,905thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,443rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,831stMost Secular: 10,076thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,756thMost Efficient Economies: 12,978thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,431stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,057thLargest Black Market: 14,230thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,925thSmartest Citizens: 18,267thMost Cultured: 19,284th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 150th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 197th in the regionLargest Populations: 202nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 208th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 226th in the regionMost Secular: 231st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 248th in the regionMost Avoided: 280th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th in the regionMost Stationary: 311th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 345th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 394th in the regionMost Cultured: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 416th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 417th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 472nd in the regionMost Developed: 491st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Futuo, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
  • : Futuo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "On Interregional Recruitment".
  • : Futuo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Volcanic Activity Convention".
  • : Futuo was endorsed by The PɐɹƃuᴉuǝpɐɹɐɥɐW of Nagaraningrad.
  • : Futuo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Imkiville".
  • : Futuo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Salvage Laws"".
  • : Futuo was endorsed by The Robo Orangugrump of Papercuts and Skittles.
  • : Following new legislation in Futuo, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Futuo, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament.
  • : Futuo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Apostates".

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