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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 686th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 869th Largest Retail Industry: 1,170th
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Cha togar m' fhearg gun džoladh
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population7.734 billion

CapitalFellatio City


The United Kingdom of Futuo is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.734 billion Futuoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion quid a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 209,702 quid, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,174,963 per year while the poor average 18,570, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 3,865th in the world and 73rd in the West Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 170.83 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 686thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 869thLargest Retail Industry: 1,170thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,536thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,554thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,566thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,774thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,243rdFattest Citizens: 2,314thMost Avoided: 2,380thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,478thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,594thRudest Citizens: 3,230thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,849thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,865thLargest Mining Sector: 4,264thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,362ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,467thHighest Average Incomes: 5,315thMost Influential: 5,944thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,549thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,035thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,634thHighest Economic Output: 8,635thMost Secular: 8,694thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,648thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,830thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,137thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,549thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,319thMost Efficient Economies: 12,707thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,779thLargest Black Market: 15,992nd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Avoided: 45th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 68th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 199th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 214th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 258th in the regionMost Secular: 266th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 277th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 284th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 326th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 358th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 384th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 392nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 491st in the regionMost Cultured: 629th in the region

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