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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 857thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 900thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,272nd
The United Kingdom of
Capitalist Paradise
Cha togar m' fhearg gun džoladh
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Futuo

Population13.898 billion

CapitalFellatio City
LeaderArfur Daley

Currencyquid
AnimalShark

The United Kingdom of Futuo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.898 billion Futuoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,979 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 214,376 quid, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 680,782 per year while the poor average 51,431, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Arfur Daley's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 80,498th in the world and 1,689th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 74.04 years.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 857thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 900thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,272ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,421stLargest Retail Industry: 1,578thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,904thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,434thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,646thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,289thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,305thRudest Citizens: 4,440thMost Influential: 4,657thLargest Mining Sector: 5,685thHighest Economic Output: 5,955thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,240thHighest Average Incomes: 6,261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,456thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,989thMost Secular: 10,029thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,655thLargest Black Market: 12,696thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,146thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 14,313thMost Efficient Economies: 14,470thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,358thSmartest Citizens: 17,749thMost Stationary: 17,891stMost Cultured: 18,336thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,058thMost Developed: 22,697thLargest Populations: 23,378thLowest Crime Rates: 24,095th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 22nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 64th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 80th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionLargest Black Market: 137th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 142nd in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 181st in the regionMost Secular: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 193rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 207th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 221st in the regionMost Avoided: 243rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 271st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 279th in the regionMost Cultured: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 354th in the regionMost Developed: 410th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 461st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 522nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 564th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 610th in the regionLargest Governments: 645th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 666th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 689th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 789th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Futuo's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Futuo was endorsed by The Republic of Sekiya.
  • : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Futuo was endorsed by The Kingdom of Gombaland.
  • : Futuo was endorsed by The Victory and hope of WikiPlay.
  • : Futuo was endorsed by The Republic of Inner Derch Land.
  • : Following new legislation in Futuo, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Futuo, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Futuo, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Futuo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Whistleblower Protection Act"".

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