The United Kingdom of Futuo is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, triple-decker prams, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.734 billion Futuoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,621 trillion quid a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 209,702 quid, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,174,963 per year while the poor average 18,570, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.
Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, and customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market, Largest Cheese Export Sector, and Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The Uncanny Unicorn of Overthinkers.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The Nunca Nos Esperan of Big Bad Badger.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The Frostbound Monarchy of Fujai.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The Black and White Dynasty of Pandaland II.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, customs turn away those considered to have an unfavourable ethnicity.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Futuo endorsed The Queendom of Varstov.
Endorsements Received: 25 » Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Montreal-Quebec, Dalimbar, Pandaland III, Bran Astor, Yy4u, Mediobogdum, Westwind, Papercuts and Skittles, Cro Magnon, Ilmecith, Doggerstan, Varanius, Atheist States of Philippines, Giovanniland, Recuecn, Fumafuma, Darkesia, Varstov, Halvard, Pandaland II, Fujai, Big Bad Badger, and Overthinkers.