The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Felipe III with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 21.59 billion Oronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth a remarkable 6,888 trillion oroloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 319,067 oroloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany King Felipe III to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 310,584^th in the world and 5,063^rd in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -979.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.