Population | 6.027 billion |
Capital | Noveria |
Leader | President |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Falcon |
The People's Republic of New Bon is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.027 billion New Bonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noveria. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Bonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,912 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,274 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', childhood friends of President are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling". Crime is totally unknown. New Bon's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Bon is ranked 112,905th in the world and 1,613th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 35.97 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, childhood friends of President are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : New Bon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : New Bon voted for the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, concussed Falconball players cannot remember their lineup position.
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, hackers post hourly updates on international summits.
- : Following new legislation in New Bon, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 46 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Overthinkers, Muad-Dib, Hongg Kong, Shaktirajya, Corbeil, Dilber, Apexiala, Hamburg Neo, Pandaland II, Glorious Existence, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Bhang Bhang Duc, Podium, Varanius, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Wickedly evil people, Guitermot, Fotisdia, Isachile Tum, Arkengia, The Warriors of Determination, Twazta, Fujai, Glastol, Acarodia, Newgratia, Shevet, Algueneia, Kisovec, CityCity, Elegarth, All European nations, Sorprendente, Nacaome, NewIberia, The New Stupas, Denieria, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Covenentia, and Dalimbar.