The Republic of Isle Royale is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jacob Vaghn with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.082 billion Isle Royaleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windigo. The average income tax rate is 52.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Isle Royalean economy, worth 396 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 128,621 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, the endangered saltwater humpback Timber Wolf is only seen in captivity programs, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle Royale's national animal is the Timber Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Isle Royale is ranked 18,778^th in the world and 447^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,864.67 Standard Monetary Units.