The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.863 billion DiscGolfLandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,654 trillion Discs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 299,499 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Tournament Director's bedroom, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 1,236^th in the world and 31^st in the West Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.96 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.