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Most Inclusive: 44thHighest Drug Use: 53rdNicest Citizens: 60th
The Smokin Green Land of
Left-wing Utopia
May The Course be with you!
Tournament Director
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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DiscGolfLand

Population17.22 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature

CurrencyDisc
AnimalRaptor

The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.22 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,793 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,488 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Homophobia is off the menu, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered DiscGolfLandian weed picker are way up. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 3,197th in the world and 62nd in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 138.62 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Inclusive: 44thHighest Drug Use: 53rdNicest Citizens: 60thMost Pacifist: 75thMost Compassionate Citizens: 80thMost Cheerful Citizens: 81stHighest Food Quality: 83rdLargest Welfare Programs: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 108thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114thMost Cultured: 145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 160thMost Advanced Public Education: 176thHighest Average Tax Rates: 182ndLargest Governments: 184thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 197thBest Weather: 239thMost Rebellious Youth: 263rdMost Efficient Economies: 280thMost Devout: 327thHighest Poor Incomes: 384thSmartest Citizens: 407thMost Advanced Public Transport: 434thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 510thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 526thLargest Publishing Industry: 783rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 847thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,000thHighest Average Incomes: 1,172ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,242ndRudest Citizens: 1,427thLowest Crime Rates: 1,474thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,788thMost Developed: 1,892ndHighest Economic Output: 1,952ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,293rdMost Influential: 2,635thTop
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Safest: 3,197thMost Stationary: 6,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,113thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,354thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,199thNudest: 16,270thMost Income Equality: 20,320thLargest Populations: 21,667thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,595th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionSafest: 62nd in the regionMost Stationary: 75th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 103rd in the regionNudest: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 118th in the regionLargest Populations: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Income Equality: 352nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : DiscGolfLand was endorsed by The Free Land of Glastol.
  • : DiscGolfLand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Right of Emigration"".
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered DiscGolfLandian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the new Raptor Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : DiscGolfLand voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.

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