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Most Inclusive: 65thNicest Citizens: 106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 120th
The Smokin Green Land of
Left-wing Utopia
May The Course be with you!
Tournament Director
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DiscGolfLand

Population10.663 billion

CapitalThe Course
LeaderTournament Director
FaithDisc Golf in Nature

CurrencyDisc
AnimalRaptor

The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.663 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,476 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,012 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The wreckages of bombed planes that litter DiscGolfLand are highly popular tourist destinations, DiscGolfLandian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, Tournament Director is considering changing the DiscGolfLandian flag to one with more glitter, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 1,954th in the world and 50th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 240.21 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Inclusive: 65thNicest Citizens: 106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 120thMost Pacifist: 137thMost Cheerful Citizens: 140thLargest Welfare Programs: 143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 165thMost Beautiful Environments: 168thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 233rdMost Cultured: 260thMost Advanced Public Education: 260thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 278thHighest Average Tax Rates: 310thBest Weather: 311thLargest Governments: 330thMost Efficient Economies: 410thMost Rebellious Youth: 412thHighest Poor Incomes: 448thMost Valuable International Artwork: 463rdMost Devout: 486thSmartest Citizens: 666thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 676thMost Advanced Public Transport: 686thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 697thMost Scientifically Advanced: 755thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,548thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,582ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,628thLowest Crime Rates: 1,635thMost Developed: 1,877thRudest Citizens: 1,954thMost Influential: 2,017thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,869thHighest Economic Output: 3,828thSafest: 4,333rdMost Stationary: 9,126thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,622ndMost Income Equality: 16,918thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,226th
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Nicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 62nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 69th in the regionSafest: 83rd in the regionMost Stationary: 122nd in the regionLargest Populations: 207th in the regionNudest: 234th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 245th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 257th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 572nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, Tournament Director is considering changing the DiscGolfLandian flag to one with more glitter.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, DiscGolfLandian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter DiscGolfLand are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the nation excels at displacement.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, being Tournament Director has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, DiscGolfLandians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.

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World Assembly

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