The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Tournament Director with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.261 billion DiscGolfLandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,290 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 320,682 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 291^st in the world and 5^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 33,691.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.