The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.249 billion DiscGolfLandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 9,361 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 420,779 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, there is a dearth of space for new houses, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.

DiscGolfLand is ranked 308,115^th in the world and 2,675^th in the West Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -54.75 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.