| Population | 10.663 billion |
| Capital | The Course |
| Leader | Tournament Director |
| Faith | Disc Golf in Nature |
| Currency | Disc |
| Animal | Raptor |
The Smokin Green Land of DiscGolfLand is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tournament Director with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.663 billion DiscGolfLandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Course. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient DiscGolfLandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,476 trillion Discs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 326,012 Discs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The wreckages of bombed planes that litter DiscGolfLand are highly popular tourist destinations, DiscGolfLandian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump, Tournament Director is considering changing the DiscGolfLandian flag to one with more glitter, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime is totally unknown. DiscGolfLand's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disc Golf in Nature.
DiscGolfLand is ranked 1,954th in the world and 50th in the West Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 240.21 Insults Per Minute.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
DiscGolfLand, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, Tournament Director is considering changing the DiscGolfLandian flag to one with more glitter.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, DiscGolfLandian athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter DiscGolfLand are highly popular tourist destinations.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, the nation excels at displacement.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, being Tournament Director has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
- : Following new legislation in DiscGolfLand, DiscGolfLandians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 144 » 
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