The Hand Rolled Holey Smokes of Av Libertas Vindex is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Johnnie Walker with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.557 billion Libertas Vindexians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chocorua. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertas Vindexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Marbles a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,982 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Ocelot sacrifices, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Av Libertas Vindex's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Av Libertas Vindex is ranked 3,981^st in the world and 69^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.44 law-abiding acts per hour.