The Republic of New Democratic Republic of Russia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grand Marshal Arkady Bulgakov with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.802 billion New Russians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient New Russian economy, worth a remarkable 7,587 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 451,607 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Democratic Republic of Russia's national animal is the werewolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

New Democratic Republic of Russia is ranked 221,661^st in the world and 5,214^th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.