by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 941stMost Influential: 1,176thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,301st
The Federal Republic of
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Hamburg Neo

Population2.312 billion

CapitalHamburg Neo
LeaderFriedrich Kaiser


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.312 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth 407 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,069 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 3,784th in the world and 80th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,936.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 941stMost Influential: 1,176thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,738thNicest Citizens: 1,826thMost Inclusive: 1,947thMost Pacifist: 2,046thSafest: 2,078thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,138thTop
Highest Food Quality: 3,129thBest Weather: 3,179thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,199thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,328thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,558thHealthiest Citizens: 3,566thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,634thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,635thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,638thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,643rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,784thMost Developed: 3,891stLargest Governments: 4,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,375thSmartest Citizens: 4,461stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,571stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,591stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,614thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,631stMost Efficient Economies: 4,735thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,989thLowest Crime Rates: 6,520thMost Cultured: 6,955thHighest Average Incomes: 9,733rdTop
Most Secular: 11,879thNudest: 12,260thMost Income Equality: 15,935th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 37th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 68th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 73rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionMost Cultured: 140th in the regionNudest: 159th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 187th in the regionMost Secular: 260th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 405th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 504th in the regionMost Income Equality: 523rd in the region

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