by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 920thLeast Corrupt Governments: 933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,062nd
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Hamburg Neo

Population2.927 billion

CapitalHamburg Neo
LeaderFriedrich Kaiser


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.927 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth 559 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,222 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, Friedrich Kaiser panders to nontraditional families, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 3,423rd in the world and 56th in the West Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 31 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 920thLeast Corrupt Governments: 933rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,062ndNicest Citizens: 1,136thMost Influential: 1,341stMost Inclusive: 1,356thSafest: 1,501stMost Pacifist: 1,502ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,175thHighest Food Quality: 2,202ndBest Weather: 2,351stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,386thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,401stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,404thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,679thMost Developed: 2,713thHealthiest Citizens: 2,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,817thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,870thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,891stLargest Governments: 2,957thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,150thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,328thSmartest Citizens: 3,364thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,378thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,423rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,576thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,557thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,647thLowest Crime Rates: 4,901stMost Cultured: 4,945thHighest Average Incomes: 7,697thHighest Drug Use: 9,224thMost Secular: 10,212thTop
Most Income Equality: 15,586thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,748th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionBest Weather: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 49th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 49th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 66th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 70th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 99th in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionMost Secular: 234th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 354th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 404th in the regionMost Stationary: 561st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 641st in the regionMost Income Equality: 654th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, Friedrich Kaiser panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Hamburg Neo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Hamburg Neo endorsed The Free Land of Lodiberdade.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 191 » Mediobogdum, Fujai, Wickedly evil people, Granducato Toscana, Dilber, Giovanniland, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Westwind, Demonvine, Psikuta, DiscGolfLand, New Belia, Holmani, Kisovec, Greynne, Kittenlicious, Volkason, Atheist States of Philippines, Leukogeras, Pandaland II, Sindria, IndyCar Racing, Mirchusko, Archonina, Glorious Existence, Greg Tucker, Probablynotverygoodistan, Ferroia, Common Good, Crazy Waters, Arnic, The Free States of Gotham, Condonohia, Shaktirajya, Anuubis, Comia Noracon, The divisive isolationists, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Twisted Duality, Constantinopolisia, Champaign, Nas Crustium, Acropylae, The Rega, Sultanat of Turkistan, Bodusse, San Diego Islands, Oronia, Isle Royale, and 141 others.Grand Republic of the Sun, Thyrall, Escapitania, The United Tribes of Bantai, Albyion Kingdom, Dreamers for Hope, Desmosthenes and Burke, Lynier, Willow Gate, Liberillia, Winter Aura, East Swedesia, Valocke, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Q The Almighty, Kathlenia, Formenor, Athrid HullHund, Arvladma, Professor thomas, Vlobbania, Ocheon, The North American Assembly, Maria, Bucals Kagotoaion, Rivello, Svanland, Fallgriffin, Moriari, BoxcarJim, Aidonias, India and Bangladesh, Orson Welles, Amanohara, New Caterse, Inner Ryxtylopia, Futuo, Galaxy Meows, Mathematania, Tropical Isles, Antahbrantahstan, Matism, BIteland, The Undivided, Robbinston, Ellcrys, Theicor, Nedtherland, Ostrogothaland, Aldesport, Kiensu, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, Muad-Dib, Mackieron, Rowdy, Smedlandia, Dei et Hominis, The United Republic of Westend, Recenesia, Archipool, Iglot, Eastern Bahia, Wellington Bingbong, Plarland Amex, Weyrland, Wild lands of Tribe, Recuecn, Matooie, Archinos, Dowaesk, Lothundy, Joubertbourg, New Moriya, Arifiyyah, Socialist Australiana, Trasonov, Tharee, Sensorland, Vicerante, The Anti-Social Socialists, Av Libertas Vindex, Dictator s, Santos-Dominius, Win Mints, Qapaq Suyu, Attanseia, Foxcountry, Burakis, Dunahaibhne, Parasang, Kraboch, Helianthan, Rovkyzvat, Haus Habsburg Osterreich, Retzcorp, Astrain, Blue Bubble, Kagunya, Pureza, Antea Havia, Athertaw, Cryland, Larxia, New Velka, Ecornia, Astra Prime, Ynnam, Heixtoner Ourmems, Minshara, Eidechse, Overthinkers, Yeetsralia, False Bay, Antestia, Sniper Slayers, Abadazad, Draggy, Vaporiaz, Papercuts and Skittles, Dalivincer, Tupmonia, Jigsland, Galacticali, The united federation of vooperia, Tithio, Mikano, Corbeil, Lodus Lake, Magnolia Paradise, Idomm, Westenegen, The Kapuluan, Shirania, Svatantrea, RiderSyl, Bietau, Panoca, Aquliana, Armed pacifists, and Lodiberdade.

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