by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540thLeast Corrupt Governments: 686thNicest Citizens: 801st
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Hamburg Neo

Population4.379 billion

CapitalHamburg Neo
LeaderFriedrich Kaiser


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.379 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth 985 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,075 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 1,662nd in the world and 32nd in the West Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 817.02 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 540thLeast Corrupt Governments: 686thNicest Citizens: 801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 816thMost Inclusive: 853rdMost Influential: 1,059thSafest: 1,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,095thMost Pacifist: 1,197thMost Developed: 1,253rdHighest Food Quality: 1,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,385thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,422ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,445thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,452ndBest Weather: 1,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,662ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,677thLargest Governments: 1,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,698thHealthiest Citizens: 1,708thSmartest Citizens: 1,970thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,023rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,044thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,134thMost Efficient Economies: 2,145thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,296thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,786thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,130thLowest Crime Rates: 3,238thMost Secular: 3,387thMost Cultured: 3,401stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,751stHighest Average Incomes: 5,342ndMost Income Equality: 12,365thTop
Highest Economic Output: 21,585th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 215th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionNudest: 273rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 363rd in the regionMost Stationary: 383rd in the region

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