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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,049thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,100th
The United Socialist States of
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Civil Rights
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Outer Scotiotland

Population10.789 billion

CapitalOuter Scotiotland City
LeaderSupreme Leader Hynds
FaithHyndsism

CurrencyScottish Pound
AnimalUnicorn

The United Socialist States of Outer Scotiotland is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Hynds with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.789 billion Outer Scotiotlandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Scotiotland City. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Scotiotlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,228 trillion Scottish Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 299,260 Scottish Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Scotiotland's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hyndsism.

Outer Scotiotland is ranked 32,942nd in the world and 375th in the West Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 81.81 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 924thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,049thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,100thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,010thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,560thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,843rdMost Influential: 3,015thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,093rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,212thHighest Average Incomes: 3,216thMost Patriotic: 3,276thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,377thFattest Citizens: 3,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,700thLowest Crime Rates: 3,711thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,801stLargest Mining Sector: 4,152ndLargest Governments: 4,682ndMost Secular: 5,304thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,691stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,308thMost Avoided: 8,402ndHighest Economic Output: 8,776thRudest Citizens: 9,270thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,339thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,671stSmartest Citizens: 12,162ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,279thTop
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Most Conservative: 15,766thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,876thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,330thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,392ndMost Authoritarian: 18,950thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,527thMost Stationary: 22,617thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,649thLargest Retail Industry: 26,832nd
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionFattest Citizens: 70th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Influential: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionMost Secular: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 115th in the regionMost Avoided: 117th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 174th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 177th in the regionMost Conservative: 177th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 181st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 196th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 204th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 209th in the regionRudest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 248th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Outer Scotiotland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Rogue Nation of adsn.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Outer Scotiotland adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "".
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Outer Scotiotland, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Scottish Pound battlesuits.

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