The Most Serene Republic of Thyrall is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Rage with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 24.157 billion Thyrallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkabain City. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thyrallian economy, worth a remarkable 2,656 trillion curits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,953 curits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyrall's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is oragomi.

Thyrall is ranked 263,867^th in the world and 7,654^th in the West Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -18.95 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.