The Most Serene Republic of Thyrall is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rage with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 13.045 billion Thyrallians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korkabain City. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thyrallian economy, worth a remarkable 1,388 trillion curits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,421 curits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Thyrallians's kindness, every workday begins with group therapy, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyrall's national animal is the timber wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is oragomi.

Thyrall is ranked 91,883^rd in the world and 3,619^th in the West Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.63 Crimes Per Hour.