The Democratic United Minions of JLIANG is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President Kevin Minion with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.513 billion Minions enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minion City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Minionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,119 trillion Banana Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,131 Banana Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JLIANG's national animal is the Minion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Despicable Banana.

JLIANG is ranked 305,784^th in the world and 2,631^st in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.52 Obesity Rate.