The Most Gilt Republic of Fhaengshia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Consul Ahliero with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.345 billion Fhaengshians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fhaendhaw. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Fhaengshian economy, worth a remarkable 2,766 trillion Szchequinns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 376,698 Szchequinns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,652,751 per year while the poor average 18,116, a ratio of 146 to 1.

Fhaengshia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, it turns out you can put a price on sporting integrity, and authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Fhaengshia's national animal is the Wyvern Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shih.

Fhaengshia is ranked 286,250^th in the world and 3,870^th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.68 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.