The Friendly Republic of Sensorland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Harper Huxley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.436 billion Sensorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sensorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,789 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,641 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Sensorians, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sensorland's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is free thought.

Sensorland is ranked 554^th in the world and 10^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 28,885.84 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.