The Friendly Republic of Sensorland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Harper Huxley with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.194 billion Sensorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Sensorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,057 trillion Emeralds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,806 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, all weapon research has been banned, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sensorland's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is free thought.

Sensorland is ranked 195,208^th in the world and 4,629^th in the West Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 27.93 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.