The Friendly Republic of Sensorland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Krantor with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.39 billion Sensorians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Triumph. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sensorian economy, worth 937 trillion Emeralds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,844 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and group hugs break out during floor votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sensorland's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is free thought.

Sensorland is ranked 101,141^st in the world and 2,635^th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 32.27391684468 Days.