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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192ndRudest Citizens: 273rd
The ɹɐzƆ pɹɐƆ uɹǝʇsǝM of
Civil Rights Lovefest
ísoɹǝɟsƎ ɟo ʎɹolפ ǝɥʇ 'puɐlᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ lᴉɐɥ ll∀
I ᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ ƃuᴉʞ
Guardian of the West & Card Czar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.245 billion

LeaderI ᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ ƃuᴉʞ

CurrencysqɹO ǝnlq

The ɹɐzƆ pɹɐƆ uɹǝʇsǝM of Giovanniland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by I ᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ ƃuᴉʞ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.245 billion suɐᴉpuɐlᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʇpɐʇsᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient uɐᴉpuɐlᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion sqɹO ǝnlqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,140 sqɹO ǝnlqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, political detractors refer to I ᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ ƃuᴉʞ as 'that Bigtopian puppet', the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, and helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the ʇuɐɥdǝlƎ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ɯsᴉʇǝloᴉΛ.

Giovanniland is ranked 187,439th in the world and 4,615th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 62.2 years.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 192ndRudest Citizens: 273rdLargest Gambling Industry: 352ndMost Influential: 454thHighest Poor Incomes: 629thHighest Crime Rates: 646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 752ndMost Armed: 816thMost Rebellious Youth: 870thMost Subsidized Industry: 871stHighest Average Incomes: 1,070thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,289thHighest Drug Use: 1,306thLargest Black Market: 1,378thMost Inclusive: 1,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,595thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,631stMost Politically Free: 1,664thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,686thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,798thMost Efficient Economies: 1,810thFattest Citizens: 1,816thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,995thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,276thHighest Food Quality: 2,664thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,967thLargest Governments: 3,160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,498thMost Cultured: 3,554thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,629thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,985thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,194thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,687thLargest Retail Industry: 5,179thSmartest Citizens: 5,218thBest Weather: 5,383rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,027thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,100thNudest: 9,065thNicest Citizens: 9,961stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,308thHighest Economic Output: 11,432ndMost Patriotic: 12,326thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,008thMost Developed: 18,925th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 37th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 48th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionLargest Governments: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost Cultured: 84th in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 123rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 229th in the regionMost Patriotic: 239th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 339th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 348th in the regionMost Stationary: 381st in the regionMost Developed: 405th in the region

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