by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152ndMost Influential: 520th
The Card Czar Endorsing Dilber of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Zombie Giovanni I
Guardian of the West & Card Czar
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Giovanniland is building a zombie empire.

Survival Rate:0.00%


Population2.631 billion

LeaderZombie Giovanni I
FaithEmbracing the Horde

CurrencyHaunted Orbs

The Card Czar Endorsing Dilber of Giovanniland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zombie Giovanni I with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.211 billion Zombies, all of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie economy, worth 694 trillion Haunted Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 263,901 Haunted Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, Zombie is one of the most popular forenames in Giovanniland, and foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Zombie Giovanni I. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Zombie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Embracing the Horde.

Giovanniland is ranked 214,420th in the world and 5,902nd in the West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 152ndMost Influential: 520thLargest Gambling Industry: 541stRudest Citizens: 612thHighest Crime Rates: 1,111thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,249thHighest Drug Use: 1,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,755thMost Armed: 1,831stMost Zombified: 1,962ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,551stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,874thMost Inclusive: 2,918thHighest Average Incomes: 2,938thLargest Black Market: 3,197thMost Efficient Economies: 3,747thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,005thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,211thFattest Citizens: 5,581stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,740thLargest Retail Industry: 6,089thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,581stBest Weather: 7,336thLargest Governments: 7,389thMost Cultured: 7,398thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,433rdNudest: 9,285thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,726thSmartest Citizens: 9,989thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,169thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,511thNicest Citizens: 10,711thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,219thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,698thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,327thMost Developed: 16,133rdMost Politically Free: 16,644thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,203rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,404th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost Politically Free: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionFattest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 114th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 120th in the regionNudest: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 134th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 152nd in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionBest Weather: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 171st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 171st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 219th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 227th in the regionNicest Citizens: 264th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 303rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 328th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 343rd in the regionMost Developed: 358th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 368th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 524th in the regionMost Dead: 528th in the region

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