The ɹɐzƆ pɹɐƆ uɹǝʇsǝM of Giovanniland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by I ᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ ƃuᴉʞ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.245 billion suɐᴉpuɐlᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʇpɐʇsᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient uɐᴉpuɐlᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion sqɹO ǝnlqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 373,140 sqɹO ǝnlqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, political detractors refer to I ᴉuuɐʌoᴉפ ƃuᴉʞ as 'that Bigtopian puppet', the distracting décor lining the roads causes multiple pile-ups, and helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the ʇuɐɥdǝlƎ, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ɯsᴉʇǝloᴉΛ.

Giovanniland is ranked 187,439^th in the world and 4,615^th in the West Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 62.2 years.