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Giovanniland was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 451
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdRudest Citizens: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Bordello
Viva Giovanniterra!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Giovanniland

Population10.025 billion

CapitalGiovannia
LeaderKing Giovanni VI
FaithVioletism

CurrencyAbrio
AnimalLavender Macaw

The Kingdom of Giovanniland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Giovanni VI with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.025 billion Giovannilandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,068 trillion Abrios a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 605,343 Abrios, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,423,620 per year while the poor average 8,702, a ratio of 623 to 1.

The government thinks Giovannilandians can achieve social cohesion by drinking soda together, where there's smoke there's the Giovannilandian Forestry Department, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, and sweet-toothed Giovannilandians have been left penniless by the VAT on candy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Lavender Macaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 1,387th in the world and 20th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 323 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rdRudest Citizens: 18thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118thMost Armed: 127thHighest Crime Rates: 137thHighest Average Incomes: 207thHighest Drug Use: 217thMost Rebellious Youth: 226thMost Subsidized Industry: 232ndLargest Gambling Industry: 250thMost Efficient Economies: 307thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 370thFattest Citizens: 410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 528thLargest Black Market: 531stLargest Information Technology Sector: 541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 594thLargest Retail Industry: 622ndNudest: 624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 750thMost Inclusive: 819thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 846thLargest Governments: 862ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 936thMost Advanced Public Education: 943rdMost Patriotic: 987thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,199thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,267thMost Cultured: 1,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,423rdHighest Food Quality: 1,528thMost Avoided: 1,660thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,751stMost Pro-Market: 1,809thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,903rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,014thSmartest Citizens: 2,248thMost Secular: 2,259thHighest Economic Output: 2,333rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,703rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,724thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,374thMost Influential: 10,569thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,224thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,860thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,867thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,072ndMost Politically Free: 24,269th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 34th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 40th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 139th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 170th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionLargest Populations: 285th in the regionMost Extreme: 355th in the region

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