The Constitutional Monarchy of New Belia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Leader Harwell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.618 billion New Belians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Belia City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Belian economy, worth 765 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,680 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, there is something rotten in the state of New Belia, and New Belians seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. New Belia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Belia is ranked 29,458^th in the world and 725^th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 852.37 on the Clooney Contribution Index.