The Commonwealth of Wessssex is a titanic, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.329 billion Wessssexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Winchessster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wessssexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,199 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 212,959 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

All streets are privately owned toll roads, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Wessssex's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wessssex is ranked 620^th in the world and 9^th in the West Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 74.16 Obesity Rate.