The Combined Corporations of Win Mints is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Almighty Dollar with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.783 billion Minties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pepperland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mintian economy, worth a remarkable 3,156 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 359,442 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, t-shirts displaying a photo of Almighty Dollar performing the Full-Monty are selling out, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Win Mints's national animal is the cookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Win Mints was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Holy Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Kingdom and Grand Duchy of Lundelbell.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Dictatorship of Westime.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Holy Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Kingdom and Grand Duchy of Lundelbell.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Westime.
- : Win Mints endorsed The Federal Republic of Valentibus.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Valentibus.
- : Win Mints voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
Endorsements Received: 94 » The Undivided, Wickedly evil people, Nevafornia, Condonohia, Fallgriffin, Psikuta, Liberillia, New Belia, Mirchusko, Fujai, DiscGolfLand, Gryphonian Alliance, Westwind, Papercuts and Skittles, Ferroia, Archonina, Sensorland, Holmani, Orcatortugs, Fumafuma, Great Sheriffdom, Kisovec, Pandaland II, Dilber, Atheist States of Philippines, Arnic, Probablynotverygoodistan, Wyndward, Marina Nova, Constantinopolisia, Akshireuya, Greg Tucker, The divisive isolationists, Cro Magnon, Moriari, Fuentana, San Mazer, New Cerveza, Kalla, Loegries, Kiensu, Einherfell, Arvladma, Nieubasria, Gracelantia, Arracrania, Zoran, Leukogeras, Mediobogdum, IndyCar Racing, and 44 others.Vlobbania, Nas Crustium, Anuubis, Ahssn, Volkason, Fallen Iron Duke, Sniper Slayers, Willow Gate, Giovanniland, Samueliebox, Pepinooo, Hamburg Neo, Pilonistan, Orson Welles, BIteland, Aldesport, Professor thomas, The First Earth Empire, Paschalia, Archipool, Forcaforta, Zuriath, The Greater Rizal, Rowdy, Ostrogothaland, Bhang Bhang Duc, Mackieron, The United Republic of Westend, Plarland Amex, Eastern Bahia, Wellington Bingbong, The Vergville, Lodiberdade, Akhkar, Sel Pauzzille, Weratt, North South Westoria, Schlesien-Galizien, South New EastWestNorthland, Sirulinuck, Valentibus, Westime, Lundelbell, and Aluminum Oxynitride.