Population | 16.67 billion |
Capital | Choco-Mintia |
Leader | Almighty Dollar |
Faith | Consumerism |
Currency | cookie |
Animal | sourdough starter |
The Combined Corporations of Win Mints is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Almighty Dollar with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.67 billion Minties live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choco-Mintia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Mintian economy, worth a remarkable 6,099 trillion cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 365,880 cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The children of Win Mints are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Win Mints's national animal is the sourdough starter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Consumerism.
Win Mints is ranked 14,102nd in the world and 197th in the West Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 77.56 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Cothe.
- : Win Mints was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Win Mints was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan.
- : Win Mints was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Win Mints was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Ciocanesti, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Win Mints was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Survivors.
- : Win Mints was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Fiendish Fujai Endorser of Noton Mast, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Win Mints was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Great Western Sassquatch of Bran Astor, killing 125 million zombies.
- : Win Mints was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Great Western Sassquatch of Bran Astor, killing 66 million zombies.
- : Win Mints was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Great Western Sassquatch of Bran Astor, killing 108 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 76 » Mediobogdum, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, Podium, Nas Crustium, Willow Gate, Overthinkers, Corbeil, New Belia, The Undivided, Glorious Existence, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hongg Kong, Apexiala, Guitermot, Infinite Star, Bhang Bhang Duc, Federnachois, Zuriath, Algueneia, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Savitri, Peourouin, Liberillia, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Ulinzistan, Rotvania, Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia, Tsangenya, Isachile Tum, Acargite, Wakoshima, Kisovec, Fujai, Glastol, NewIberia, Twazta, DiscGolfLand, CityCity, Indossatia, Acarodia, Newgratia, Mooonlit Lilac, Nurvania, Aklynost, and 26 others.Arkengia, Howell, RelentlessPirates, Astheria, Taylor Allison Swift, Nalibia, Elegarth, All European nations, Xanderstan, Eyluvmenia, Tithio, Sorprendente, Nacaome, Opassom, Arietska, Hertfordshire and Jammbo, North Luntalras Meill, Covenentia, Reformed Hoffon, Kennamore, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Aluminum Oxynitride, Ciocanesti, Dalimbar, KalayaPaan, and Cothe.