The Especially Wintry Kingdom of Fujai is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Edvard II Telvødt avf Nordheim with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.47 billion Fujaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keiserholde. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fujaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Fujaian Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,940 Fujaian Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and hospitals in Fujai are too busy serving the needs of the West Pacific to see Fujaians. Crime is totally unknown. Fujai's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fujai is ranked 15,928^th in the world and 645^th in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 34.22 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.