The Titan of Industry of Varanius is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vauron with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.715 billion Entities are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zygotia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Entity economy, worth a remarkable 1,357 trillion Nuclear Missiles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 175,922 Nuclear Missiles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, a government program is underway to revitalize Varanius's beaches, An Entity watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varanius's national animal is the Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ego-Varaism.

Varanius is ranked 2,186^th in the world and 35^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 137.6 law-abiding acts per hour.