by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251stMost Secular: 608th
The Watchers Crown of
Democratic Socialists
Truth that's dipped in gold is just as sincere
Guardian & Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population9.206 billion


CurrencyJarlic Jewel

The Watchers Crown of Varanius is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vauron with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.206 billion Entities are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zygotia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Entitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion Jarlic Jewels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 218,196 Jarlic Jewels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild, Entities have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The West Pacific Games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Varanius's national animal is the Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ego-Varaism.

Varanius is ranked 275,548th in the world and 3,753rd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251stMost Secular: 608thMost Pacifist: 717thMost Compassionate Citizens: 808thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 826thNicest Citizens: 894thLargest Welfare Programs: 903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 936thMost Influential: 952ndMost Inclusive: 969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,186thMost Developed: 1,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,252ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,279thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,390thHighest Food Quality: 1,394thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,487thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,525thLargest Governments: 1,568thHealthiest Citizens: 1,594thBest Weather: 1,609thSafest: 1,800thSmartest Citizens: 1,955thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,007thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,315thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,384thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,696thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,740thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,131stMost Cultured: 3,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,440thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,434thHighest Average Incomes: 7,431stHighest Economic Output: 11,575thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,216thMost Income Equality: 16,674th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 162nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 294th in the regionLargest Populations: 305th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Varanius, the Motherland's muscle-bound athletes won 786 medals at the last United The West Pacific Games.
  • : Following new legislation in Varanius, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Varanius created a custom banner.
  • : Varanius altered its national flag.
  • : Varanius altered its national flag.
  • : Varanius altered its national flag.
  • : Varanius altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Varanius, Entities have recently stopped mysteriously setting off metal detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Varanius, animal control is going door-to-door releasing all pets back into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Varanius, they say that Entities made a dessert and called it peace.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 305 » The Warriors of Determination, Dolphin-Antarctica, Aldesport, Bhang Bhang Duc, Chaos Realm of Lavoria, DiscGolfLand, Guitermot, Dreamers for Hope, Liberillia, Glorious Existence, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Corbeil, Hoile, Greg Tucker, Burakis, Adambar48, Aberketia, Farophlosia, Astra Prime, Hongg Kong, East Pal Giulia, Fallgriffin, Albyion Kingdom, Podium, Nas Crustium, Marina Nova, Crickoworse, Porta Caeli, Overthinkers, Crazy Waters, New Belia, New England-New Brunswick, Nes Repuland, Muad-Dib, Peoples Republic of the Azores, Ludgovia, Algueneia, Ostterina, El Facil, Outer Scotiotland, Infinite Star, Leman Isles, Tropentarn, Oronia, Great Jameston, PumpkinHeadTheLegend, Viderban, Bucals Kagotoaion, Win Mints, Longlost, and 255 others.Alto Castellon, Apexiala, Guam-North Mariana, Ishika, New Scottika, Twisted Duality, Mediobogdum, Atheist States of Philippines, IndioI, Ingentis Novus, Pandaland II, Eidechse, Omode victor, Isle Royale, Mountainairy, Shaktirajya, Rivalfiume, Viperina, Thyrall, The Riverdales, Serrus, Av Libertas Vindex, Zenthica, Condonohia, Ceden, The Rega, Montrandec, Matheonea, Orcatortugs, IndyCar Racing, Willow Gate, Hamburg Neo, Solsetur, Eyeriax, Tropical Isles, Romlania, New Bon, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Boszap, Escapitania, Peyce, Dilber, Lianhua Yu, Common Good, Krajakhstan, Holy Libercast, Neulant, Safiz, Espary, Tithio, The Greater Rizal, Omphalos, Pollos, SPHRANTZES, Bodusse, BIteland, UoMCoTP, Federnachois, Sindria, Jigsland, One Nation under Rob, Mediocre Talents, IthaquaCDN, Outlandian Empire, Inner Ryxtylopia, Peourouin, Zuriath, Amieden, Winter Aura, Cortestan, Taylor Allison Swift, Iglot, Greynne, Svanland, Gryphonian Alliance, Furred Islandic, New Sel Panamby, Lynier, Sully Island, Neo Mexia, Nosmoramus, The Free States of Gotham, Arifiyyah, Ritelssaeney, Savitri, Wessssex, New Caterse, Robbinston, Amenson, Zogradia, Goldmandania, The United Republic of Westend, East Islaragica, Nilaro, Grand All-Ardanian Synmachy, Alaninia, The Lawless Shores, Hat Makers Republic, Kindlepas, Renisind, Laudesia, Rotvania, Zajan, Cruts Cithe, Nelovia, Shawmanar, The Toucans, Timmylandington, Kalmach, Archinos, Arkengia, Probablynotverygoodistan, Nacaome, Avonna, Arvladma, Rengum in Lingo, Tortita, Grand Ionia, Ikkabod, Ariert, Isachile Tum, Orson Welles, St Pax, Shatter-, United Korinthia, Fotisdia, Occidius, Thessalian, Yy4u, Yardies, Ulinzistan, Hyperion Towers, Pachecos, The Federated Planets Of Earth, 8 Million Voices, Hitoriland, Rossapes, Kamare, Aquarii, Salipia, Protzka, Nooyialous, Zeswela, The Golden Lam, Karide, Maharanidesh, Anathu, Wolman, Karlica, Hareda, Futuo, Triestine, Juliannistan, Lemauni, Deunia, Nazvanda, Cabotassia, Kakorinfu, Yamalti, Carinakerathe, Valthoria, Webland, Nobre labe, Anthraxite, Moriari, Xaeralto, Parisitan, Diet coke enjoyers, San Augurius, Suomaajland, Quorin, Ivertikis, Succedania, Avzeria, Greater antartica, Glastol, Ageros, Salcrandia, Theeronia, German Crusader State, Tsangenya, Novuslandia, Laskadayone, Bharatvarsh174, The Mast Ita, Booking, Monroevia, Emperor Elill VN Ramesh, Hiungnu, Hartamas, Almor corporation, Some Totally Free Nation, VonHoolia, Arstotskam, Neom, Saxonists, British Penguin Island, Jonathaland, Vilje, The Aurum Isles, Shinbashi, Curityba, Magna Numenor, Diutiscla, Kovroretsk, Recuecn, Arragon, Fasilika, Parisuana, Gassino, Forcaforta, Archistanium, Wickedly evil people, Solordia, Sno Mexicans, Greater Blacksoil Land, Cities, Greiya, Ashkan, Kabirstan, Joeldonia, Framul, Btelain, Ms H, The Medical Directorate, Hashemites, Ashye, League of Banners, Endorse, Galencia, Calmtides, Syksgetharyklad, Rhamenia, Katmai, CUMILLAN LANDS OF BANGLADESH, Zirton, Espea, Insuloj Turkisaj, Camari, Wooo, Alliss, Coriai, Quis Sous Islands, Nagaraningrad, Nick Carraway, The University of Nebraska-Lincoln, Eqquals, Wymondham, Indonesian Order, Capitalist State of Independent Masbate, Thernniare, Fauthur, Darkesia, Fujai, and Hidden Rockies.