The British Wrecking Ball of Wymondham is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wym with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.759 billion Wymondhamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wymondham. The average income tax rate is 31.3%.

The all-consuming Wymondhamian economy, worth 677 trillion Scarabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,279 Scarabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wymondham's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wymondham is ranked 31,994^th in the world and 1,773^rd in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.05 Years.