The Christmas Present Elf Santa of Wymondham is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Wym with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.229 billion Wymondhamians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Wymondham. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wymondhamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion Scarabs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,500 Scarabs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Wymondhamian weed picker are way up, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wymondham's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Friendship.

Wymondham is ranked 138,494^th in the world and 5,015^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 682.09 on the Societal Mobility Rating.