The New Republic of Vaishnavaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jass Varinav with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.04 billion Vaishnavarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vikramandayu. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vaishnavarian economy, worth 122 trillion Javis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 118,023 Javis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Vaishnavarian Tiger. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vaishnavaria's national animal is the Vaishnavarian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vaishnavaria is ranked 272,919^th in the world and 669^th in Concord for Most Primitive, scoring -165.93 on the Scary Big Number Scale.