Population | 17.607 billion |
Capital | Night Vale |
Leader | Mayor Cardinal |
Faith | never looking back |
Currency | golden cosine |
Animal | mysterious hooded figure |
The Light in the Sky of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.607 billion listeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.
The frighteningly efficient listening economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion golden cosines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 152,473 golden cosines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Night Vale, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and Mayor Cardinal's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the mysterious hooded figure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.
Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 1,173rd in the world and 24th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 7,868.7 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Witchcraft and Sorcery, Mayor Cardinal's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
- : Following new legislation in
Witchcraft and Sorcery, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Night Vale.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 5% for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Witchcraft and Sorcery, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery, large sections of Witchcraft and Sorcery have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery, produce labels read 'may contain traces of food'.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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Witchcraft and Sorcery, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.