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Witchcraft and Sorcery

Population12.263 billion

CapitalNight Vale
LeaderMayor Cardinal
Faithnever looking back

Animaltotally not an angel

The Rockin' In The Free World of Witchcraft and Sorcery is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mayor Cardinal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.263 billion listeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Night Vale. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Witchcraft and Sorceryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion cosines a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 128,053 cosines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation leads 10000 Islands in per capita stalking, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Witchcraft and Sorceryian pensions. Crime is totally unknown. Witchcraft and Sorcery's national animal is the totally not an angel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is never looking back.

Witchcraft and Sorcery is ranked 35,449th in the world and 322nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 89.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,421stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,602ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,824thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,969thMost Efficient Economies: 2,602ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,744thNicest Citizens: 4,263rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,763rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,351stMost Cultured: 5,593rdMost Devout: 5,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,727thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,829thMost Developed: 6,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,284thBest Weather: 6,313thHealthiest Citizens: 6,772ndNudest: 6,894thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,197thLargest Governments: 7,260thHighest Economic Output: 7,280thMost Pacifist: 7,474thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,584thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,736thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,751stTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,835thSmartest Citizens: 10,212thLargest Populations: 12,311thMost Politically Free: 13,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,357th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 63rd in the regionTop
Nudest: 72nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionMost Politically Free: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 127th in the regionBest Weather: 134th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 136th in the region

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