The Crabpocalypse of Teralyon is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Terriun Asteorra-Arrna with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 9.489 billion Teralyonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terra. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teralyonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,840 trillion Emeralds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 193,926 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and all you have to do is pray to get into Teralyon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teralyon's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Teralyon is ranked 13,616^th in the world and 286^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,106.12 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.