The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.85 billion Wepeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 9,066 trillion yuan a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,633 yuan, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, Eli has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, art criticism in Wickedly evil people is scathingly destructive, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 79,986^th in the world and 1,004^th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,312.94 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.