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Largest Publishing Industry: 289thMost Cultured: 464thSmartest Citizens: 522nd
The Grand and Holy Green Duchy of
Left-Leaning College State
Do it now, do it well
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Thessalian

Population25.786 billion

CapitalKallisti
LeaderGrand Duke Erasmus
FaithEsterazism

Currencygold musli
Animalreindeer turtle shark

The Grand and Holy Green Duchy of Thessalian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Duke Erasmus with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.786 billion Thessalites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallisti. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Thessaline economy, worth a remarkable 7,159 trillion gold muslis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,639 gold muslis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand Duke Erasmus's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, Grand Duke Erasmus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Thessalian's national animal is the reindeer turtle shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Esterazism.

Thessalian is ranked 11,310th in the world and 199th in the West Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 375,486 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 289thMost Cultured: 464thSmartest Citizens: 522ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 534thMost Advanced Public Education: 557thLeast Corrupt Governments: 767thMost Rebellious Youth: 818thMost Beautiful Environments: 905thHighest Food Quality: 919thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 969thHighest Economic Output: 1,060thMost Secular: 1,092ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,139thMost Pacifist: 1,286thLargest Governments: 1,294thMost Developed: 1,621stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,689thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,834thMost Inclusive: 1,901stSafest: 1,905thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,129thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,380thHealthiest Citizens: 2,419thHighest Average Incomes: 2,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,715thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,263rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,471stRudest Citizens: 3,508thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,546thMost Influential: 3,706thLargest Populations: 4,063rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,646thLowest Crime Rates: 7,203rdBest Weather: 7,259thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,289thMost Stationary: 10,615thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,157thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,310thNudest: 11,845thNicest Citizens: 13,599thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,715thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,886thHighest Drug Use: 18,694th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionSafest: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 43rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 91st in the regionRudest Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Influential: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 112th in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the regionNudest: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 171st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 179th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 217th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 278th in the regionNicest Citizens: 371st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 383rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 456th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thessalian voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, Grand Duke Erasmus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, Grand Duke Erasmus's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Thessalian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Thessalian, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.

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