The Grand and Holy Green Duchy of Thessalian is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Grand Duke Erasmus with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 25.786 billion Thessalites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallisti. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Thessaline economy, worth a remarkable 7,159 trillion gold muslis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 277,639 gold muslis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand Duke Erasmus's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, Grand Duke Erasmus's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown. Thessalian's national animal is the reindeer turtle shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Esterazism.

Thessalian is ranked 11,310^th in the world and 199^th in the West Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 375,486 Standard Monetary Units.