The Super Cool Roman Fan Club of Fortis Virtute is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Fan Club President Ethan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.144 billion Totally Romans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conference Room B. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Fortis Virtutean economy, worth 383 trillion Romes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 121,943 Romes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Taxpayers receive expenditure reports from the Grand High Poobah of the Order of Violet, hospitals in Fortis Virtute are too busy serving the needs of the South Pacific to see Totally Romans, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fortis Virtute's national animal is the Roman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rome.

Fortis Virtute is ranked 7,734^th in the world and 144^th in the South Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 9,408.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.