The Honorable Commonwealth of Pekweng is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Rodrigo Santillan with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 28.65 billion Pekwengnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katherinia. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pekwengnian economy, worth a remarkable 5,820 trillion Crons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,147 Crons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a clear-cut case of tyranny by majority, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, and public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pekweng's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pekweng is ranked 328,584^th in the world and 4,248^th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 4.99 insults per minute.