The Federation of Neo Rojava is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 592 million Rojavani enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hasakah. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rojavan economy, worth 70.4 trillion Lira-Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 118,999 Lira-Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, new urban roads are threatening city parks, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown. Neo Rojava's national animal is the Sparrowhawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Neo Rojava is ranked 273,009^th in the world and 4,369^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 23.55 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.