The EL NOVENO Y NOS VAMOS LEO of Germanic Cat is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Catalino the Cat with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.987 billion Cats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerberlania. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient German Cat economy, worth 482 trillion Catnip coins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,573 Catnip coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanic Cat's national animal is the Cute Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cathism.

Germanic Cat is ranked 54,292^nd in the world and 1,298^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.75 percentage of bribes refused.