The Fak ia ol of Germanic Cat is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Catalino the Cat with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.451 billion Cats are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerberlania. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming German Cat economy, worth 410 trillion Catnip coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,340 Catnip coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, royalist is the most offensive slur in the German Cat language, books are so highly regarded in Germanic Cat that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanic Cat's national animal is the Cute Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cathism.

Germanic Cat is ranked 295,293^rd in the world and 4,255^th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.